Husband: "Wait, you butter the bread BEFORE you put it in the toaster?"
Me: "Of course. What do you do?"
Husband: "I'm not defending my position. You make better toast than me. I'm merely admitting that I know where my fault lies."
Me (clearly delighted with my comeback): "In the stars?"
Husband: "No! In St Andreas."
Me: "The ocean?"
Husband: ... :(
Me: "oh. California? I'm bad at geography..."
Husband hugs me
The toaster dings.
Life is delicious.
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