Felt Board Prank (part 2: the mullet)

So, while cleaning from my birthday prank, I realized our felt board has a disturbing number of disembodied human parts:

And, more terrifying, also a mullet. A seperate, removable (addable) hair piece:

So of course I played with it:

And then we learn that God forbade the mullet:

And the people were afraid

(Animals not so much)

The end.